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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company, and our tees are 100% printed in the USA by folks in Florida and Texas. Supporting American manufacturing matters to us—it's better for communities, better for quality, and honestly? It just feels right.

Do you ship internationally?

Right now, we're keeping things close to home—we only ship within the USA. We know, we know... gardeners everywhere deserve great shirts. But for now, we're focusing on getting our tees to fellow dirt-diggers stateside. Think of it like hardening off seedlings—we're taking it one growing zone at a time.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yep! We'll send you a tracking number the second your order leaves our greenhouse—er, warehouse. Then you can obsessively check where your package is, just like you check on your tomatoes every morning. We get it.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are made from high-quality, super comfy fabric—soft enough for lounging in the hammock, tough enough for wrestling with tomato cages, and gentle on your skin. The exact materials vary by shirt, but we've got all the details listed on each product page.

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